Part One
The 2 1/2 year old I nanny calls me his boyfriend. Even though I have explained to him that I am a girl and would be a girlfriend, he proceeds to call me boyfriend. He is very sincere about it too.
The 2 1/2 year old I nanny calls me his boyfriend. Even though I have explained to him that I am a girl and would be a girlfriend, he proceeds to call me boyfriend. He is very sincere about it too.
He says, "Boyyyfriend, are you okay, Boyfriend?"
He also asks me to go on a date with him several times a day.
I told him that he has to be potty trained before we go out because I don't date boys who wear diapers.
So now he says, "Boyyyfriend, will you go on a date with me? We will watch the firehorks and I'm going to take my diaper off!"
This is the same kid who attempts to touch my boobs while saying, "BOOBIES!!" He has also said while giggling, "Your boobies are adorable!" Need I remind you, he has never seen my boobs.
Most recently, he touched my crotch, laughed and said, "It's your taco!"
At lunch, he holds up his hot dog and says, "It looks like a big wiener!"
He has said, "My daddy likes big knockers!"
He can also sing "We Are Young" by Fun. Knows almost every word.
Oh, I must not forget the time he was angry at me and said, "You're such a bitch, Randi. Such a bitch."
The other day, a lady was checking out the daycare for her 16 month old daughter. I comment on her daughter having so much hair. She said, "My husband has a lot of hair." Pierce misheard her and said, "Why is your husband a liar?" The lady replies, "Good question. Why don't you ask him that?" She is currently going through a divorce.
This is the same kid who attempts to touch my boobs while saying, "BOOBIES!!" He has also said while giggling, "Your boobies are adorable!" Need I remind you, he has never seen my boobs.
Most recently, he touched my crotch, laughed and said, "It's your taco!"
At lunch, he holds up his hot dog and says, "It looks like a big wiener!"
He has said, "My daddy likes big knockers!"
He can also sing "We Are Young" by Fun. Knows almost every word.
Oh, I must not forget the time he was angry at me and said, "You're such a bitch, Randi. Such a bitch."
The other day, a lady was checking out the daycare for her 16 month old daughter. I comment on her daughter having so much hair. She said, "My husband has a lot of hair." Pierce misheard her and said, "Why is your husband a liar?" The lady replies, "Good question. Why don't you ask him that?" She is currently going through a divorce.
I am dying in my office! Hahahaha that child has been listening the whole time when his parents think he's too young to understand. Sounds like you've got your hands full my dear!
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