"I'm such a little stinkah."
"I'm going to kill my mom."
"Pierre is a blind, old dog."
"Teddy, you're being a little punk!"
After bumping his head, "Take it off. Take the hurt off!"
I asked Pierce, "Why do you hit?" His reply, "Because I'm crazyyy!"
"A is for octonauts and astronauts!!" (I'm obviously a great teacher.)
While we were painting he said, "I'm just coloring a picture for Jerry's wedding and Kelsi's wedding."
He asked me, "Why do you got your morning sandals on?" I wasn't aware that I owned 'morning sandals'.
"When my mommy and daddy get back, you can have the day off." Why thank you, Pierce!
I asked Lizzie where she was going. Pierce said, "Her's getting out of this crazy place!"
I told Pierce to push his foot into his 'gardener boot'. He said, "I'm a good pusher!"
We played with a puppy at the pet shop. Pierce said, "Now we can get rid of our old dog and keep this new dog!"
I'm not only the Maid of Honor in my sister's wedding, but apparently also her body guard. Pierce told me, "I'm going to give you a gun, so you can kill all the bad people at Kelsi's wedding." So don't worry, Kels. I got your back.
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