Things Pierce Says

Part Three

"You're driving my family really crazy!" is what Pierce tells me on occasion.

I walked outside to sit on the blanket with Pierce. He says, "Where's your suit? You need to put it on to get some sun."

"You're still my best friend."

While playing in the sandbox Pierce told me, "We're digging for the Gold Rush!"

Waking up after falling asleep in the car he immediately starts saying, "Beast. Beast. I'm saying beast to Sam", not realizing that she wasn't even in the car anymore.

He yelled, "TEDDY HAS AN INK PENNNN!!!" Thanks for the heads up, buddy.

Pierce shouted to the waiter at IHOP, "We're done! We ate it all!!!!"

Pierce seems to think, "I'm going to beat you up" is the same as "I'm going to beat you".  So he quite often says, "I'm going to beat Teddy up. I'm going to beat him up!", in reference to finishing his lunch first.

As I'm taking my written driver's test at the DMV in an extremely quiet room, Pierce, who is in the stroller behind me, starts poking my butt and saying, "Belly buttonnn, belly buttonnn!" 

After putting on makeup Pierce asked, "What happened to your eyes? You look like a monster!!"

"I just wanna be a bitch."