Straighten the Leaning Tower...Say What?!

I was talking to Marco about my upcoming trip around Italy. I mentioned that the Leaning Tower of Pisa was definitely something I wanted to see. He then proceeds to tell me the following story.

He said, "One time there was an American man who had drank a little too much. Well, he decided he was going to straighten the Tower. He found a cable to hook up to his car and the tower. And it was no good. Nothing good happened from that."

So there you have it, folks. Never attempt to straighten the Leaning Tower of Pisa.